I lurfe my fart!!

okay this blog is super updated!!! yesh i noe, the last post was like a million yrs ago. anw, my private life a.k.a. whr i live wat i do all that crap is not for ppl to noe.. hope this blog expires!! (do blogs expire???? so see how genius i am at blogs..) This is NOT MY BLOG!!!

I Farted ;12:58 AM

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

The treasure chest has been thrown to the bottom of the sea. YAY!!
Haha desirene ELYSSA TOLD ME THE PW!!
Anw, i stick to my nose digging theory..
"ËVERYONE DIGGSSS THEIR NOSE"
So, we're all nose-diggers!!
Yes, so its either u do nose stretches to aim for larger nosestrills
or u dig ur nose such that it will not
STIFFEN UP!!!!

I Farted ;5:10 AM

Sunday, March 19, 2006

yipeee yaya yipee yipeee yaaa! yipeee yaya yippee yippee YAAA! sorry i didnt post yestd. cos' i was busy celebrating my harvest. i found a humongous nose shit! omg. the luck i accumalated over 3 lifetimes has finally done me good! i loveeee myy wonderful nose. I PONDERED for a long while. deciding whether to eat or keep as collection. so i ate 1/2 and kept the rest. wheee! YUMMY YUM YUM!

I AM GONNA START DOING NOSE STRETCHES.
-objective 1: bigger nostrils to facilitate my nosedigging practices
-objective 2: wider, larger circumference, more shit
-objective 3: my nose will not stiffen up!

I Farted ;5:43 PM

I am SO proud of what I've just found. There's something HUMONGOUS in my right nostril. Just can't seem to dig it out. Wanted to share it with EVERYBODY how it looks like. But the camera lens doesnt seem big enough for it...:(I'll frame it up when I finally dig it out though. And THEN I'll take a photo of it and put it here:)yayys

I Farted ;3:22 AM

Friday, March 17, 2006

omg. this is so freaking pissifying. i cant find anymore TREASURES. i dug and dug. and dug even deeper. but, nothing came out. no more additions to my lovely treasure box. *sobs* i need more TREASURES.
anyone care to donate???

I Farted ;11:46 PM

Thursday, March 16, 2006

today i went out with desirene and elyssa (; we went to desirene's pool at bayshore. omg her hse is so big. it can store like 22 tons of my bi sai. omg. so excited!!! i wanna move in with her cos my hse is full.
I HATE THE STUPID LIFE GUARD
. elyssa and desirene were practising their breast-stroke. while i flicked my dearest nose shit [bi sai]. I was just trying to be nice and spread my love. as the teacher taught me last time, "care and share". well i WAS. untill i jammed the freaky small pool. so the lifeguard chased me out. kayy, he's just jealous. that's all! :P

I Farted ;11:48 PM

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

whee! my first blog! FIRST
lol. i wanted a nose digging skin but there wasnt any. and this skin also refers to me totally xD ta-ta!

I Farted ;4:13 AM